Manang Ann: What's that for?
Josh: I'm bringing it to someone.
M.Ann: Jonah, why is your Kuya bringing money to school?
Jonah: He's paying someone.
Jonah: Kuya told (insert kids name) he'd pay him $5 to tie his shoes.
I know I shouldn't be proud of my nephew for this one, but it's so baller. He's like the P. Diddy of the playground.